Wise and funny sentences.

Well I dont read books much, and I know that many people are inspired by books. Well Im inspired by wise senteces

Ill give some sentences, and if you know a sentence that you like, you think is funny or you think is wise write it !

"Life is a stupid game, but atleast the graphics are awesome!"
"Dont look at the pitcher, go watch TV"
"The size of the wand does not matter, but the magics you do with it!"
"Do not throw stones on your neighbors if you live in a house of glass."

Your turn!

1st one is hilarious!

Adam give another one cmon

"If we shouldn't eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"Who drunk died, and who didnt too"
(was in simpsons)

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I have no sentences. Except one.
Basically, my mom says walking is good for health. And I saw this on the net : " If walking was healthy, the mail man would be invencible " It was something like that

@ Adam: Nice One!

Great topic!

I like:
Don't ask me no questions and I won't tell you no lies!

A dumb man tells a woman to "stop" talking, but a "wise" man tells

her that she looks extremely "beautiful" when her LIPS are CLOSED.

"There isn't ugly woman...There is not enough vodka!"
"There are three kind of people in the world: those who know how to count and those who dont."
"Is it true that every 5th guy from 4 is having problems in math?"
"There are two rules to success in life: 1) Dont tell everything that you know....."
"You have a nature beauty.... YOU LOOK LIKE A COW!"

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who do not."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. "

"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there."

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

I have one

Some people are afraid of unknowing. I'm afraid of knowing.

MarchRisker wrote:"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. "

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

These two are great! Thank you!

"You are asking stupid question, you will recieve stupid answer."

"Requesting something while aiming down your pistol and smiling is better than requesting something with a smile."

"-Have you already cleaned your teeth? -Of course, yesterday."

This one is a word-twister.

"I stepped on a cornflake, now I am a cerial killer."

govaz wrote:This one is a word-twister.

"I stepped on a cornflake, now I am a cerial killer."

Haha, I love that one!
Thanks for reviving this topic 2 !

xD That is a pretty good one. Welcome govaz to the community. =)