Savage jokes :))

Hey guys. I've decided to create a topic where you can make up (lame) savage jokes. It was TNaismith's idea.
I'll start!

Why did Napoleon die ? Because he forgot to take his relocator!

One savage and one predator walk into a bar. The savage asks for a beer and the predator asks for 2 portions of mice.
The bar man was all confused. He thought, "Since when did savages and predators become friends ?"
So he asked :
- Shouldn't you guys be fighting ?
And the savage said :
- It's only the warm-up


Your turn

How many Adam Shootypersons do you need to kill Rumo? ERROR!!!

Yeah, it couldn't find a number

BAD ONE

Oh Gosh, that was an awesome joke, Adam!!

Well, another:
OH MY GOD IT´S A SHAGR...